Monday, April 26, 2010

All to be Govorner of Texas

My teammate Bryan wants to be the governor of texas one day, this is so important to Bryan that he wont be spotted without a united states flag lapel pin when he is suited up. I mean if that pose doesnt say future governor of texas i dont know what does. Bryan cares so deeply about sitting behind the governors desk in austin texas that he even purchased a red white and blue helmet. Up until the Whitnall Park Spring Classic this past weekend bryan had sported this red white and blue helmet refusing the adhere to the Ken Mitchell's stringent fashion instructions. (notice Ken's tires match his hoods which match his wrist band which match his shoes which match his kit which accent his helmet which is accented with a hat that go well with his socks which are the same shade of black as his sunglasses)


 Now that Bryan has switched over to a conventional racing helmet has he ruined his chances of ruling the state of texas? Check out the difference in bryan's appearance in the pack, how will his fans pick him out of the group? In the past all they had to do was look for the red white and blue of bryan's helmet, it was easy to spot. Kids called him captain america and adults saluted him as he passed. Will this treatment continue with bryan's new lid? It is yet to be seen but it is clear that bryan is finally looking more pro and adhering to the strict spidermonkey fashion policy. I mean Bryan captured a second place in his first race in the new dome a clear indication that looking pro makes you faster.

1 comment:

  1. As long as Bryan wears red, white and blue underwear, the people from the great state of Texas will not be bothered by his new "lid" choice!

    A Spidermonkey Mother

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